Dear Anthony : In the aftermath of a dirty little media scrum

Yesterday I found a dozen facebook Messenger requests from people I didn’t know …all claiming to be “glad to hear that Kris is safe” and then wanting me to call and “answer a few questions about his ‘amazing voyage'”. They were pushy af, insincere, asked loaded questions…but didn’t know how to listen to the answers. They were annoying, to say the least. I left my phone and laptop downstairs (I am supremely capable of ignoring a ringing phone…it is one of my greatest pleasures and strengths), and went to practice oblique pen calligraphy.

When they couldn’t get hold of either me or Kris, they trawled the internet for every little thing they could find about him, took what they could use, presented it—naturally— out of context, misquoted, and made shit up to fill in the gaps in their reports and create an aura of verisimilitude. The title everyone seemed to settle on was coined by the Maui News, repeated by The Guardian, and this of course set off a case of echolalia among all the other news sites. It read:

“Disoriented” Australian man Kris Larsen rescued in homemade boat off Hawaii”

It’s not important, in the end, what was written, what was true, what was untrue…the reports—even tarted up—were only moderately interesting to the internet, and activity faded away by evening. Internet news reporters are trained to take stories without substance, research, information or nutrients, pump it with steroids, prop it up and get it online within hours. Quantity, not quality, is their fare. But never mind all this, everyone knows that reporters are not journalists. What I want to share here is this:

This morning I found a copy of this letter in my Inbox. It had been sent by Dene Waring, a reader of The Age, to Anthony Colangelo…the byline for the article on the news site. His open-minded and intelligent approach—well-versed in the history of sailing and courteous to the reporter—from someone who clearly “gets it”, prompted my grateful reply, and I’ve included both our e-mails in this post, because they give me hope that not everyone “out there” is a 2-minute opinionated dunderhead.


Dear Anthony,

I read with interest your article “‘Disoriented’ Australian man Kris Larsen rescued in homemade boat off Hawaii”, and wish to broaden the perspectives expressed and inferred. I should add I had not heard of Mr Larsen before this morning.

In an industrial first-world culture that depends upon a large number of conformists to support its infrastructure that in turn support its conformists, we have come to hold up as heroes a small handful of intrepid adventurers – but not, it seems, during their own lifetime. However, there are exceptions in the sailing world of world sailors, such as Joshua Slocum, Lin and Larry Pardey, Robin Graham, Bernard Moitessier, and many others. My wife and I have also met more of whom the world will never hear during our own modest ocean voyages – those sailors want it that way. It seems Kris Larsen may be one of those quiet adventurers who has proven, with every one of his honest ocean-crossing miles over many years, that he is an intrepid man who sails under his own flag – the hard way – and thereby keeps alive that unique quality of human nature that drives the strongest of us to attempt great adventures with no absolute guarantees. Indeed, what great adventure would be a great adventure, if it also guaranteed being home by 5:30pm for dinner?

There are some issues with your article and its premise that you may find warrant (what I hope will be largely constructive) critique from some of your readers, which I also offer below. The article will also garner a large number of comments calling out Mr Larsen as “an idiot”. Those comments will come from those who are inflamed by the emotive angle of your piece. They may not research their subject before making their judgements.

It may have been a more interesting story both to write, and to read, if the context of Mr Larsen’s voyage had been explored and put forward. He appears to be an experienced sailor who chooses to circle the globe the way it has been traversed for millennia – on its own terms, without the assistance of such recent advents such as GPS and long-range communications.

Let us examine those key elements of the article that will elicit the most emotive responses from your readers: “Disoriented”. “Rescued”. “Homemade boat”. “Mr Larsen’s boat did not contain communication equipment, electronic navigation instruments, an engine or a toilet and his sails were in poor condition.”

“Disoriented”: Are we talking about knowing one’s exact position on the planet to within a metre, or are we talking about the strangeness of the first words one utters in the first human contact for many weeks or months? If the former, navigating as all master mariners have over the centuries with a sextant and a timepiece – Captain Cook comes to mind, but let’s not go into Christopher Columbus, poor man had no reliable timepiece – is a challenge many of us are not adept enough to be able to perform. I myself was required to demonstrate that I could navigate using traditional methods as part of New Zealand’s Cat 1 regulations when departing overseas on our own vessel; I had to strain considerably to demonstrate this just the once, and from then on depended on the U.S.’s military GPS satellites and prayed that war would not break out, thereby leading the U.S. to scramble the signals for civilian use. If that happened I would have been helpless and require “rescuing”. Mr Larsen in the same situation would have just carried on his way, undaunted by the loss of complex systems that depend on the actions of others.

“Rescued”: Asking for a tow into harbour when you have navigated across the Pacific to within 6km of shore does not always constitute “rescue”. Almost all engineless vessels for centuries have been towed into harbour by pilot boats as a matter of course – this is prudent seamanship, and still applies to most cargo and passenger vessels. In modern times, Lin and Larry Pardey (http://www.landlpardey.com) voyaged the world in their series of engineless yachts and were towed into almost every harbour, including Australia’s; they are regaled for their choices and their voyages and have received many achievement awards.

“Homemade boat”: As any world-girdling explorer, stunt-person or cave diver will tell you, you must be responsible for your own equipment and its preparation. There is likely no factory-made, mass-produced vessel that would be suitable for Mr Larsen’s purposes, and let us remember that his life depends upon the integrity and the fitness for purpose of his craft. He appears to have designed and hand-built a craft that has successfully taken him around the world. How many people can claim that badge of honour? The answer lies upon the library shelves, with a small but valiant range of books describing the achievement. Please do read Joshua Slocum’s “Sailing Alone around the World” (http://www.gutenberg.org/files/6317/6317-h/6317-h.htm) – the true story of an astounding human being who stands tall as the first in his field to prepare his own craft and sail the world.

“Mr Larsen’s boat did not contain communication equipment, electronic navigation instruments, an engine or a toilet and his sails were in poor condition.”: Research into the nature of Mr Larsen’s epic undertaking and the manner in which he has performed it may show that he has wisely chosen the most dependable technologies and methods that have been proven throughout the ages. Indeed, if he had made himself dependent upon modern communications and navigation equipment (which often fails upon small craft due to salt-water damage etc and requires flawless performance of battery, wiring and charging systems), he may not have succeeded as far as he already has across many tens of thousands of ocean miles.

Likewise, engines on small vessels are disproportionately heavy and space-consuming (space that is better used for essential supplies) and often they are used for only a few hours – if at all – when circling the globe over many years. After all, you can always ask for a tow for the last few metres if you really need it? In this case, at your own peril it seems – you will be judged.

As for the reference to no toilet, a marine toilet (“head”) is a system of flaps, valves and underwater through-hull fittings that regularly fail and can sink a vessel very effectively – ask any marine insurance company. Nothing is safer or more wisely chosen in Mr Larsen’s case than a bucket; please refer to the hard-won wisdom of such circumnavigators as the aforementioned Slocum and Pardey, who extol the “bucket and chuck-it” approach themselves. However of course, if one is pottering about in-shore, it may be more polite and would certainly comply with local regulations to use a marine waste management storage system, but that is an entirely different matter.

Indeed, ask any experienced hard-nosed world cruiser – Mr Larsen seems to have made all the right choices, but he may yet be held up as a reckless fool. The fuller picture may reveal an experienced, intrepid adventurer of integrity and independence who has already achieved epic voyages with a minimum or no outside assistance – who among us is capable of these feats of human endeavour? Therein lies a much bigger and braver story to be told.

I put to you, are these not the very people we – eventually – hold up as heroes?

Kind Regards,
Dene Waring | Creative Director
www.earthstory.com.au
www.linkedin.com/in/denewaring


Dear Mr. Waring,

Thank you so much for this lovely piece of writing, it was a beautiful thing to wake up to and read with my morning coffee. I have forwarded it along to Kris as I’m sure it will gladden him, and probably give him a few new ways in which to express himself (English is only his fifth language. He is perfectly competent, but not eloquent) should he ever need to ‘defend’ himself against any authorities who might try to prevent him from leaving Hawaii on the grounds of being incapable of sailing.

You absolutely “get it”, and this gives me hope that others who may have read yesterday’s little breakout of sneering news reports got it, too. Not that it matters whether the fickle cheerers-and-jeerers of the internet get it or not…heavens, no!

Kris is one of those unusual people who refuses to surrender his dreams, no matter how daunting they may seem at the outset or how much society disapproves of them. He’s had to fight his way through so many things in his life—not just to fulfill big dreams, but to enjoy ordinary privileges that others take for granted, such as being a legal citizen in a democratic country—that he’s acquired an interesting set of survival tactics and characteristics, among which are the calculated elimination of anything remotely superfluous to the goal or purpose (his personal interpretation of Occam’s razor), the readiness to put up with the inconveniences that such a pared-down lifestyle entails, and the tough skin one needs to face the onslaught of criticism that the world is quick to heap upon someone who simply sticks to his own path.

Fortunately, yesterday’s media scrum has had no impact on Kris, whatsoever. He is engrossed in stocking up on food and water, the authorities have granted him 10 days waived visa privileges (he only asked for 10…if he wants more, they told him, “Just ask.”) and weather maps for the next leg of the trip. What others say he can or can’t do isn’t his problem…in fact, he quite enjoys playing the “gormless idiot” in the presence of scandalised, angry “proper sailors”. It makes them feel good about themselves, they pronounce him a lost cause, and swagger off with a ripping good story to tell The Boys back at the yacht club…leaving him alone to get on with his plans. This is preferable to being “Likeable”, perhaps eliciting some condescending pity, and having the guy install himself as mentor and advisor, getting in the way while Kris is trying to work and get his boat back out on the ocean as quickly as possible! Mention these men to him, half an hour after they’ve gone, and his eyes take a minute to focus: “What men?” It’s as if the thing had never happened.

Of course, there have also been some very kind people at each port. Regardless of what they privately thought of the boat and its skipper, they withheld judgement and took the time to get to know Kris a little bit, and found him to be a man of intelligence and integrity. Also, they helped in very practical, concrete ways: shared a lift to the supermarket, a quick tow to the wharf in a crowded or windless harbour, tips on where to find things or how to get into the city from the marina. So much more valuable and appreciated than any lecture on sailing!

Unless someone tries to prevent him from sailing onward, he will be quite content, living in his head, making his plans, ignoring the internet. The world will think what it thinks, but you are right: whatever anyone says of his chosen path, he has just sailed most of the way round the world—from Australia to Hawaii—has spent the past 4 years exploring Africa (on bicycle) and South America (on foot), has acquired fluent Spanish as his 8th language, and collected a treasure trove of stories, friends, and unique experiences from all the countries visited along the way. On a budget, I might add, of a few hundred dollars a month. Thanks to a home-built boat that requires no maintenance he can’t do, himself, using materials that can be found in even the smallest Third-World towns, that can take a pounding, and that isn’t worth anything to thieves or pirates but the scrap steel it is made of.

He is that rare thing in these hobbled times: a free man.

I am so grateful that you seem to have intuited all of this—reading with a desire to understand, rather than to judge or label—with nothing but the internet as your source of information…a good indication of the narrow-mindedness and mean-spiritedness of yesterday’s twaddle-mongers, who had access to the same information you did, and managed to do no more than spin straw into horse shit.

With fond regards from us both,
Nat (and Kris)

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16 thoughts on “Dear Anthony : In the aftermath of a dirty little media scrum

  1. Heyo – I found your blog while investigating TAST ideas (this week is blanket stitch:). I always check to see if authors are still active so I can add new sites to my feedly. Lo, you are! Yay!

    But, lo, what a story you have last posted. I hadn’t heard about Kris (I’m in the States and maybe I haven’t seen it in the news yet) but I totally get it. He is living life boldly and I respect that completely – and the challenge for you being apart from him is no small feat, either!

    I felt compelled to comment because I hate how there is no personal internet privacy, and how news people will seek out anything to tell their stories. I’d be raged at the way they have handled his story, too (and how they quote your site). And I commend Waring for being so eloquent in reply. Thank you for being real and please tell Kris to keep fighting the good fight – at least he inadvertently will be inspiring strangers to say “down with the man!”:)

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    1. Hi, C, just getting back into embroidery, now, but not posted much lately…my laptop is a wreck so I can’t use it much for photo-editing or posting. Need a new one…I’ll get around to it (as soon as the Lotto office calls to tell me I’ve won a million dollars) 😀
      Cool that you get it, I wasn’t furious, just sad that so many people took the reporters at their word, forgetting how they always look for the negative and the emotion-triggers in stories. But no, we aren’t affected one bit, life is good, and we know who we are, that doesn’t change just because somebody says otherwise. Fight? He’s a lover, not a fighter! 😉 heh heh
      Thanks for taking to time to drop me a line, cool that you’re doing TAST

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      1. I am excited to see what you churn up! I’ve had a chance now to dig deeper in your site and I love your art letters. You are officially added to my feedly. No pressure;)

        I love your fortitude. People are dumb and it isn’t always easy to remember that but once you recognize it, life is more beautiful as you know!

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  2. As soon as I saw the article in the newspaper, I thought: “this doesn’t sound very likely.” I suppose what really grabbed my attention was that, in the photograph, the sail look in perfectly good order. If they had got that wrong, then they probably had everything else wrong, and I have to say that the list of ‘normal gear’ that his boat doesn’t have was a list of gear that my boat wouldn’t have!

    Why is it that society can’t let people make a choice of how they live – or how they die? Kris treads lightly on the planet, is harmless and a citizen of the earth. Eight languages!! What a traveller he is. I see that the USCG have retracted their description of the original encounter. This must be a rare event and would appear to show an appreciation of what appears to be consummate seamanship.

    What a sad world it is where no reporter will write up about the quiet achievements of great sailors, but instead, frantically look for drama and disaster where none occurred. We need more people like Kris.

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    1. Thanks Annie, it hasn’t hurt anyone, and people who know Kris know the article was written by someone who only sees sailoats in the movies or on sports tv… 😀 Kris is completely oblivious to the hubbub going on in Oz right now… LOL Other people’s opinions don’t matter much to us, if they come from a deplorable ignorance.

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  3. Sigh. Bloody journalists. A nonstory. It actually annoyed me that they have taken pictures of Kris and his amazing little boat, like they are some sort of strange specimen to be put under a microscope.
    Very much enjoyed Mr Waring’s sensible letter & your thoughtful response 🙂

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  4. Dene Waring’s letter is a beautiful artifact, exquisitely written (I am envious of his linguistic talent), and expresses the essence of the matter succinctly. It is written by someone, of course, who is an experienced ocean voyager, but also one who has a knowledge and appreciation of the historical and philosophic values that once underpinned ocean voyaging, where self-reliance and seaworthiness were the tickets to freedom. Sadly, these days, those values are being eroded, even in the ocean voyaging world, as the use of satellite phones, GPS etc, and other modern electronics, allow people to stay plugged in to society even when crossing an ocean. And to call for help, at great expense and cost, when they have an emergency, which often isn’t anything of the kind, more of an inconvenience. Bizarrely, the authorities insist on you carrying this gear, then criticize you for using it, citing the waste of taxpayer’s money. What they really want is for you to stay at home and mow the lawn, where they can control you. Kehaar is a supremely seaworthy boat, more seaworthy than 99.9% of other boats cruising the world. with her steel hull, flush deck, lack of skin fittings or big windows, sturdy mast and low-stress, low-maintenance junk rig. As Kris has demonstrated before, you can still sail a junk rig even when the sail is damaged, unlike modern rigs, where torn sails spell disaster, and the failure of one $2 clevis pin can bring the whole rig crashing down. Kris has also sailed in and out of more ports than a dog has had breakfasts, perfectly safely. He had his reasons for requesting a tow on this occasion, something he perhaps regrets doing now. But the truth of the matter is that someone like Kris is considered dangerous by the authorities, because he so ably demonstrates that you don’t need the the extremes of this crazy, consumerist modern world to survive (nothing wrong with appropriate technology, just don’t turn technology into your god). Authorities always try to stop people like Kris, as they attempted to do in Durban all those years ago (I grew up there and I am still running…) and if they cannot stop you they will do everything they can to discredit you. None of this will be news to Kris. He is very well-practiced in dealing with it. It will be like water off a duck’s back, and he’ll soon be back at sea, happily spinning the miles under Kehaar’s keel, leaving all the fools in his wake. Fair winds, Captain Kris. I hope the article I am writing for the Junk Rig Association will be worthy of your spirit.

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    1. Well, Graham, if your comment isn’t linguistic talent, I don’t know what is! Marvelous points, well put, and I am so looking forward to reading that article some day! Thank you. To be fair, though, Kris has not had problems with the U.S. authorities at all. They have been, he says, perfect gentlemen…courteous, reasonable, helpful. I think they know he can sail, it usually becomes obvious within a few minutes of a simple question and answer conversation. This post was more about news reporters (and reporters are no authorities, they write a kind of ‘speculative non-fiction’. 🙂 )

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      1. I am pleased to hear that Kris is not having trouble with the USCG. I am a bit surprised about that. A friend of mine was fined by the Hawaiian USCG for not carrying a foghorn, as per USCG regulations, despite the fact that there never is any fog in Hawaii! But that boat made an intentional landfall, with relevant visas. Perhaps the USCG recognise that Kris never planned to enter American waters and they are respecting the UN-ratified international obligation to offer free and unhindered passage to transiting vessels. Given that Kehaar, despite being one of the most seaworthy vessels on the high seas, does not comply with many USCG regulatory requirements, this is good news. And very interesting, as I did not expect the USCG to respect his right of passage. I’m a bit of a rebel at heart, hence my viewpoint on mindless bureaucracy, though I try to comply as much as I can for an easy life. I appreciate that in this case the media have been the true culprit. There was a topic created about Kehaar’s “rescue” on the Junk Rig Association’s website. After I posted a correction to the facts, the title of the topic was changed to reflect this. I have also seen it discussed on the Cruiser’s Forum, where the topic title and most posts reflect that it has been a media beat-up. A storm in a teacup, as the old saying goes! I never doubted that Kris would turn up eventually, given that Kehaar is almost as indestructible as his spirit. My boat, Arion, is also steel and strong, but not as well-thought out as Kehaar. I envy Kris that boat! There is an old sailor’s saying, “You can tell a man by the cut of his jib”, and Kehaar reflects the intelligence, positive outlook and creative energy of her skipper.

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  5. “Twaddle mongers” indeed. I am so sorry that you and Kris have had to contend with this judgmenal intrusion into your lives and I do hope the media interest is short-lived so you can go about the business of being wonderful people undisturbed.

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  6. Wonderful letter from Mr. Waring and from you, Nat. I smiled when I saw Mr. Waring’s remark (paraphrased) about “what is an adventure if a man knows he will be home for a guaranteed 5:30 pm dinner!” It was like that when I worked in the barrio and had various exploits traveling by whatever means among the islands. I always knew in the back of my mind that if I got into a serious scrape, that either the US or my parents probably could bail me out. (those were different times!) in other words, I could always “go home for dinner”. Kris is indeed an intrepid man, a man of integrity and intelligence. No wonder you cherish him and his spirit.

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  7. How absolutely maddening for you. Makes me wonder even harder about all the things available for reading on the internet these days about everyone else. I am glad this is really a non entity and that Kris will happily sail on back to you.

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