photography, stuff i've made

Twinkle, twinkle, little porn star…sort of NSFW?

a porn star

I’m gallery-sitting The Goddesses of Small Things exhibit at the DVAA from 10 till 3 today. I took a book along, as you optimistically do, but haven’t even cracked the cover yet.

Instead, I’ve killed a good few hours by taking an old scan of a soft-porn magazine that was on my laptop (for research purposes, you understand), and playing with it in Gimp. Kept this one, because I kinda like it…looks like somebaroque flesh flower. A Carnation, from the Latin carn- ‘flesh’.

Interesting that what is revealed and what is concealed creates something totally different from the original. There actually aren’t any ‘naughty bits’ from the scan visible in this star…but the mind, looking for porn, will find images of porn in it, anyway.

These posts are a bit watery and undernourished, but I just haven’t had a chance to do something at home yet. Tomorrow my real weekend starts, and I hope to post some good making and crafting shots over the next three days.

So now I’ll publish this, and watch the porn-related spam comments pour in. Hope you’re having a great weekend!

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and the green three-toed sloth whistles far and wee

giant 3-toed sloth with hot air balloons

in Just-
spring          when the world is mud-
luscious the little
lame balloonman

whistles          far          and wee

and eddieandbill come
running from marbles and
piracies and it’s
spring

when the world is puddle-wonderful

the queer
old balloonman whistles
far          and             wee
and bettyandisbel come dancing

from hop-scotch and jump-rope and

it’s
spring
and

         the

                  goat-footed

balloonMan          whistles
far
and
wee

—[in Just-] from Chansons Innocentes by e.e. cummings

Fooling around in my journal pages recently. I couldn’t think of what to paint after I’d done the striped clouds on this journal page, and slowly, out of my not-caring and my not-thinking of very much at all, came this cahracter. My queer little balloonman is neither lame nor ominously, sexually goat-footed; he’s a harmless giant three-toed sloth, sporting the greenish fur that many sloths develop during the rainy season, as a result of algae growing in special grooves in their fur.  Sloths, like sly satyr balloonMen, communicate (far and wee) with whistle-like sounds.

Below, painting of a bunch of slightly sinister allium blooms that was really an experiment in laying down blocks of background color using a large square piece of foam, and the sort of rippled texture created when you pull the foam away from the wet, semi-translucent paint.

I find the subject of flowers—unless they are stylized into ornamental ones—very awkward to do…am not used to drawing or painting realistic ones at all. I’ve been asked to do a painting of flowers for an acquaintance’s mother, in exchange for the 6-meter roll of absolutely gorgeous Belgian linen painter’s canvas that he didn’t know what to do with and just gave to me. So I have been trying to get used to the idea of painting flowers, though I realize that these alien-looking spore-balls are not what he means. The guy is a local drunk and a grease-monkey off the oil rigs…i.e. very working class, and I’ll bet my money that his idea of a good painting of flowers is “like  a photograph”. I can hear the echoes of countless old biddies at the art stalls in airports the world over: “Oh, my, now isn’t that clever?! They look so real, just like a photograph! So clever“. (Oh, hey, now there’s an idea. I could get a flower photograph blown up and printed on canvas, then shlop on some transparent textural acrylic medium to look like dimensional brush strokes. Dear old mum probably wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

Just kidding. I may be a cynical person, but I have a little integrity. So I am thinking of Georgia O’Keeffe and Frida Kahlo, because I would be happier doing a large close-up of a flower than the usual “flowers-in-a-vase on a tablecloth” arrangement. But really, I don’t have an idea, yet…it could turn out completely different from anything he, or I, anticipate!

alliums

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A hundred hours

11 Jan 2011 satellite pictureWhat weather we are having! Have you seen the map?! Kris said today that if we didn’t have a boat, he’d start building one today. It thundered and bucketed down all night…our two dinghies were brimful of water, and only the foam chambers kept them from sinking to the bottom of the creek.

Hope everyone’s doing all right over Queensland way? The flooding has been quite terrible.

I doodled this in just a few minutes this morning, using my non-dominant (in my case, left,) hand—have you tried this? It works surprisingly well. There are even some popular books about drawing this way. It’s like your brain (i.e. the ego) tries to control what you’re doing, but because your non-dominant hand isn’t used to the task at all, it ignores the brain’s ideas of what the drawing should look like, and just draws what the eye can see. You have less expectations, drawing this way, too—hence you are more relaxed, more open to happy accidents, more accepting of your own work. Whenever I draw this way, I end up with a drawing that is less self-conscious, less what I think the subject looks like and more like the actual subject—it’s from a photo plus some pressed specimens of , I think, some wild Cineraria spp. that grew weed-like and vigorously at Silaga (El Nido, Palawan).

Also finished two more Allium journals, books 895 and 896, which I promptly uploaded to my etsy and madeit shops.

Book 895 is a bit pale, all soft and pastel-ey, at least in reality. The photos I took don’t do it justice—this dark, bruised-sky weather makes photographing things in ‘natural light’ a pain in the ass…so these flowers are probably still a touch over-saturated, the actual journal is softer, gentler.

Book 896 came out a bit better, taken today during a brief lull when a hole opened up in the clouds and some watery, thin sunlight came through. The colors on this one really do look like this: more saturated, the stencilled leaves are shades of bluey-green with hints of metallic paint, and the flowers look like lollipops.

I’m trying to get things set up so that it doesn’t take me a fortnight to make a couple of journals…but I don’t like cutting corners, either, so hmm, yes, in a bit of a dilemma. I’ll never manage to support myself at this rate! The embroidery is the bottleneck, I realize, but without the embroidery, they really aren’t Allium flowers at all. :( So until I find a solution that makes everybody mostly happy, I’ll stick to what I know…so back to the steely silence of the embroidery hoop in the corner!

When I was young, and in my prime,
You see how well I spent my time;
And by my stitches you may see
What care my parents took of me…

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Paper : : Pleated Flowers

Pleated Paper Flowers : : From Hell to Breakfast

These pleated paper flowers are super-easy to make, and a great way to recycle colorful magazine pages, giftwrap paper, old book pages, or any other bright paper you have on hand. I’ve come across a lot of pleated flower tutorials on the internet, but I’ve come up with a trick in this tutorial that will keep your flowers from falling apart so easily.

This is a good project for kids, too, if you do the punching and sewing step for them and stick to glue or double-sided tape for adding the decorations.

The How To is over on my other (even slacker) blog, From Hell to Breakfast.

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The secret flowering of the Italian language

Heeey, how’ve you been? Busy? Have you made anything over the past couple of months?  I haven’t done as much as I would’ve liked, but I made a few things. I have so much catching up to do here! Just thinking about the job at hand paralyzes me. So I’ll start small and just show you what I made TODAY.

It was a pretty good day, in spite of the stifling, humid weather…I stripped down to my undies, poured big tumblers of ice cubes and water, and spent the day playing with something I got the idea for months ago:

You know that “Prints and Patterns” hoard that you started when you were 16 and that now takes up two filing cabinets and 8 boxes? All the designs you loved and saved—out of magazines or photocopied books, traced, photographed, clipped from wallpaper samples, taken off the net and printed on bond—yeah, THAT hoard, the Tossed Pattern Salad from Hades. Haven’t you always wanted to gather those designs together in a way that was both useful as a reference later on, and beautiful to look at? I have always wanted to transfer all those designs into one big book of patterns that I love.
make your own pattern collection slash coloring book

No, I’m not going to aim for that control-freak’s archive, I’d never get through it all! But I did spend my afternoon copying one little fragment of a pattern…then a second little fragment—

just doodling, no pressure or real purpose, freehand and using a black marker straight away…no pencil lines, no measuring or erasing…not trying very hard to be accurate or faithful to the original, letting my moods and thoughts find their way into the process

—onto the slightly yellowed pages of a large old Cambridge Italian Dictionary (found on a rubbish pile in the city!), and then coloring the pages, using the exercise as a way to explore new color palettes…kind of like hand-drawing your own coloring book,before you do any coloring.

the secret flowering of the Italian language

You know what? I love it. I love the look of the pages, the fragmented patterns and the wonky lines, the oversized, outlandish flowers blooming across the words. Quite by accident the first page I decorated this way started with the word abbell·ire tr. to embellish; to beautify; to adorn; to gild…

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