“Your breasts smell nice.”
We’re in bed, in the dark, about to sleep. Kris kisses me goodnight, and says, matter-of-factly,”Your breasts smell nice.”
I pull back and exclaim, in mock-offended tones, “Sir, how DARE you?! I am a PROPER LADY…you should be ashamed to talk so brazenly about my breasts like that! I should slap you!”
*silence*
And then his voice: “WHAT are you TALKING about? I said ‘Your breath smells nice‘! Pfffsh…some “Lady” you are!“
I laughed till I cried.
I lie. Really, I laughed till I farted.
Then I laughed some more.
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OMG I think I just had a mini stroke from laughing. The top picture is hilarious as well!
Too funny.
Thanks so much…this was just the laugh out loud that I needed right now.
LOLOLOL Toooooooo funny!
hahahahahaha ~ I found your blog at Feeling Stitchy and I’m really glad I did ~ you are funny! thanks so much for the laugh!
I do fart under the covers… It makes us laugh every time!
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
