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“Your breasts smell nice.”

We’re in bed, in the dark, about to sleep. Kris kisses me goodnight, and says, matter-of-factly,”Your breasts smell nice.”

I pull back and exclaim, in mock-offended tones, “Sir, how DARE you?! I am a PROPER LADY…you should be ashamed to talk so brazenly about my breasts like that! I should slap you!”

*silence*

And then his voice: “WHAT are you TALKING about? I said ‘Your breath smells nice‘! Pfffsh…some “Lady” you are!

I laughed till I cried.

I lie. Really, I laughed till I farted.

Then I laughed some more.

Breast Bliss

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8 thoughts on “^.^

  1. hahahahahaha ~ I found your blog at Feeling Stitchy and I’m really glad I did ~ you are funny! thanks so much for the laugh!

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