Just what I needed for the busy Christmas season (and hey, Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, too!) I was given a ticklish pink bar of Viva La Body’s Pussy Wash soap for Christmas. On the back of this lovely wrapper were these heartening words:
Say good-bye to a dirty Pussy! Our creamy Pussy Wash soap will leave Pussy smooth, fresh and silky soft with every wash. Purrrrrrrfect for sensitive Pussies too!
To think, I unwrapped the present in public, at a table in a restaurant, surrounded by workmates and their partners. Lovely. Nobody else got given a bar of Pussy Wash soap. *Note to Self: Must stop telling filthy jokes at work!*
But seriously, I feel nothing but admiration for this amazing little company, Viva La Body. They are an award-winning Australian business, based right here in Darwin. They makes oodles of other beautiful (and less racy) soaps, cremes, perfumes, and some lovely 50’s-inspired frocks and skirts, as well…
Although I have to tell you that you can also get Cock Wash soap: “Thinking of showing your cock at the next Royal Show? Make your cock the envy of the show & wash it with our Cock Wash soap! It turns an average cock into a champion morning glory each & every wash!” (this is for your favorite Bantam rooster, of course) and Ass Wash soap (for that sweet little donkey you, no doubt, have got stabled in your backyard.)