Darwin, Australia

Viva la Pussy!

just what I needed...

Just what I needed for the busy Christmas season (and hey, Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, too!) I was given a ticklish pink bar of Viva La Body’s Pussy Wash soap for Christmas. On the back of this lovely wrapper were these heartening words:

Say good-bye to a dirty Pussy! Our creamy Pussy Wash soap  will leave Pussy smooth, fresh and silky soft with every wash.  Purrrrrrrfect for sensitive Pussies too!

To think, I unwrapped the present in public, at a table in a restaurant, surrounded by workmates and their partners. Lovely. Nobody else got given a bar of Pussy Wash soap. *Note to Self: Must stop telling filthy jokes at work!*

But seriously, I feel nothing but admiration for this amazing little company, Viva La Body. They are an award-winning Australian business, based right here in Darwin. They makes oodles of other beautiful (and less racy) soaps, cremes, perfumes, and some lovely 50′s-inspired frocks and skirts, as well…

Although I have to tell you that you can also get Cock Wash soap:Thinking of showing your cock at the next Royal Show? Make your cock the envy of the show & wash it with our Cock Wash soap! It turns an average cock into a  champion morning glory each & every wash!” (this is for your favorite Bantam rooster, of course) and Ass Wash soap (for that sweet little donkey you, no doubt, have got stabled in your backyard.)

Cock Wash soap

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